me and her together for ages

so my best friend had this filled out on one of those (myspace) websites and i thought it would be interestingn to do my answers next to hers and see how we match up

(my answers are in italics)

LONGEST FEMALE SURVEY EVER
-don’t be shy, fill it all out-

Do you sleep in your bra?
-never - i am big and when it is hot they get to sweaty on my chest

Do you enjoy drama?
-please humdrum is my middle name - in my day i have caused a fair shair

Are you a girly girl?
-no, all the i wish i did put a little more effort in, in the mornings - extremely i always have at least mascara and eyeliner on and apply my lipstick with a brush

Last person you hugged?
-hanna -my bosses wife

Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
-probably some place awesome, but obviously i wasnt in a state of remembering -i fell asleep in the street, literally the gutter in Edinburgh

Has anyone touched/smacked your butt?
-who can lay their hands off it? -  o yeah we have awesome asses

Last person who walked you somewhere?
-becca walked me to class today -the new girl and i walked to city hall

Do you call anybody by their last name?
-my boss -hmmmm not that i can think off

Do you wear makeup?
-on occasion -everyday

Ever cried at a movie theater?
-in a movie theatre no, although i tried really hard one time, just couldnt do it -hell at rent you would think my own family died

Can you put mascara on without opening your mouth?
-yes, cuz i think you look like an idiot if you do open your mouth - always pissed me off she could do that

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
-yeah right -well yeah i am the one that corrupted her

THIS OR THAT:

Eyeliner or Mascara?
-mascara - they go hand in hand

Louis vuitton or dooney?
-neither, i want balenciaga - i have louis but i want bottega veneta

American Eagle or Hollister?
-neither -ugh

Heels or flats?
-i love me a good heel -o dear i love heels

Skirts or pants?
-pants -dresses

Hoodies or jackets?
-hoodies -wool jackets

sneakers?
-speed cats -flats

Straight or curly hair?
-i like a good eighties perm - love my waves

RANDOM:

What color is your bra that your wearing?
-who wears bras anymore? - flesh (it should be noted i am a dd and she is a very small a)

Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
-dark. -depends

Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
-hopefully not - actually no

Do you have a best friend?
-considering i only have three, they are all my best friends -her and my roommate and our other friend

Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
-when i’m 30 and single… gotta prepare to defend myself against a cougar - no

Do you like your life?
-i only have a few complaints (such as why am i still in the u.s.) -well seeing as i leave the country in less then two weeks seems we are the same here

Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
-yes, but its never fun - yes but it is crappy

Would you ever tell someone you loved them even though you didn’t?
-no, and i probably wouldnt tell them if i did - depends if it was like that or die

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
-no, i’m more of a kicker - no but she has slapped me in the face

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
-when i was little -who hasnt

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
-sure -hell yeah

Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
-oh yeah, telepathy is my favorite pastime -i think i have more bad then good

Are you currently missing someone?
-anyone at this point -my east coast friend

IN A BOY:

Preppy or Punk/Goth?
-neither, but punk if we are talking dickies, tattoos with high top converse -we are true hb girls and love a good pair of dickies and tats

Well-educated or Dropout?
-educated -educated most likely

Anything Cute or Abercrombie?
-preferably no shirt and tattoos, nothing “cute” - what every they think looks good on them

Contacts or Glasses?
-glasses - not sure most likely glasses

Funny or Serious?
-funny - funny

Long Hair or Short Hair?
-short -short (heck my boy is balding)

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
-either -whatever

Good Dancer or Good Singer?
-dancer, you’ve got to compete with me - dancer

Basketball Player or Football Player?
-either -surfer

Smoker or non-smoker?
-non- smoker

Drinker or Non-drinker?
-well no alcoholic but he has to like to drink - has to keep up with me

when the symbol points the other way

ok so i have a question and was wondering well thinking really if you readers and gawkers would help me. of all the blogs i read they are all either by women or if not they are about food. so i was wondering if anyone had a good suggestion of blogs by men.

thanks sooooooooo much

glutton? who me?

so he came back. he had some of my stuff and called on monday to see what i was doing. i said i had class in an hour and he said well maybe some other time when you have more time. so i said i was really busy this week and would call when i had a chance. yesterday at work we had a studio become available so i let him know because he is wanting to move out of his place. he called me back and asked what i was doing later and i said why dont you come over to drop off the movies. so he did and we talked a bit and then we sat on the couch and he said he missed me. he said he called monday because he missed me . and i said i missed you too but what is going on. and he said i was different and he didnt know what it was but he just felt at peace with me. he said that he realized he needed to stop thinking about it so much and he put his hand to his hear and said and i need to start listening to my well to my feelings. and then i kissed him. and then we watched a movie and just sat enjoying eachother being close. and after the movie he said it was late and it was time to go but then he said well i could stay here if you want. and then he said no i want to stay here ok and i said ok. so as we laid there he said if you call me when you get back i want to be in a relationship with you and i said it will be the first thing i do. and so we fell asleep in eachothers arms. and nope we didnt have sex, i had to see that he really came back for me.

and all night this quote kept running through my head

“It was like coming home… only to no home I’d ever known… I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car and I knew. It was like… magic.” Sleepless in Seattle

goverment is well just lame somtimes

so you know i am normally very consumed with my own life. i just wander around in a bubble about me and let you all know the amazingness that i live in. well today i thought i would tell you how wasteful the city of newport beach can be. i work in property management and we have around 60 short term rentals (vacation and nine month leases). so newport beach decided they wanted to keep better account of these short term rentals (somewhat due to the amount of sober living houses) so they sent out packets to the owner of approximately seven pages. the owners were to fill out the packets and return them to city hall. so just with our one office of sixty owners that is 420 pages of paper and sixty envelopes and say they cost two dollars in labor of typing, printing, stuffing, etc each that is $120. which fine if it is going to help the city be better and cleaner and the most amazing city of all california. however after a meeting with the property managers they realized how inefficient they process was and cancelled it.

so all the paper and time and money was a complete and total waste. just one of the reasons it is good to question the bureaucratic process.

and this is most likely the only political post i will write but please let me know what you think of this.

 

o and it was going to be called the good neighbor policy

but your mine

dear body-

 now is not the time to start doing weird shit. did you not hear we leave in two weeks. we are finally escaping the rat race freeway riddled southern california. we get to go and meet new peoples and create new issues and friends and life in general. so why do you insist on doing things i do not have control over. things that make me in more of a panic then i already am. are you fucking up because i am letting our brain up there go crazy. i do feel i have some right to have minor panic attacks in between the celebrating. but guess what dear body you are not helping. so if you could just please go into autopilot and work the way you have for the last o say 22 years that would be awesome.

love-

me

I love when people use what they have

this came into my work and it cracked me up!!!!

seacoast is what i boast

know what everything i write today sounds trite and boring. i am sorry dear public. i do have a new blog for you all to check out. i went to college with him and he is much more poetic then i ever am.

http://tji84.wordpress.com/

facts about today:

 i am eating saltines with hummus

i have six dollars and 17 cents in change

i have a huge hole in my pants

i think i found a city in ireland i like

——–Lahinch

BESTEST EVER FRIENDS

I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER EVER EVER!!!! MY ROOMMMATE JUST BOUGHT A TICKET TO ENGLAND TO COME SEE MY WHILE I AM AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE BEST PART IS SHE WILL BE THERE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOGMANAY HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*SORRY FOR ALL THE ! BUT I AM BEYOND HAPPY

so dainty

These are the earings I bought to go with my dress!

twirl dear cups of tea

yesterday i went shopping for a graduation dress and i found the most amazing dress as seen here