So here are two funny things that happened this week one to the bouncer and one to me!!
Story One:
I have been thinking that the fire station by my house/work must be the busiest damn one ever. I therefore make mental note to tell my roommate of this grand observation. Promptly I forgot this observation and went about my life. So on Monday night right around the end of Paradise Hotel (o do I love trashy TV sometimes or what) I hear sirens. Feeling quite brilliant that the thought had reentered my head I proclaim to my roommate. “wow that must be the busiest fire station ever”. As I am saying this great award winning though I realize there are red lights flashing through the blinds. I then became very excited and threw open my front door and right there in the middle of the street were two huge ass fire trucks. And they were gorgeous and all jump-suited ready for action. Lets momentarily reflect on firemen and there look of fuck me now because I save lives look. And moving on to the end of the story because not much exciting happened after that. The fire men were called because my across the street neighbor is a DJ and just bought a new fog machine and wanted to see how foggy he could get his kitchen. The answer is pretty damn foggy since some old man called 911 and then when he realized he was wrong told they guys to suck his cock and gave them the finger. O it was hilarity all around.
And now I do not really feel like typing so the bouncers story will be later
I think I would risk being locked away just to light small fires and have Firemen come to my aid! Ohhh babbbyyyy!