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i need to stay away from the bouncer. he called me at 2 30 monday night twice and that is in the morning then sent me a text saying he was stranded. i ignored this i was not in the mood for sloppy drunk not that good sex. i also planned to act as if [...]

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when your phone beeps for a picture message do you ever check who might be able to see when you open the phone? well if your me you should. I seem to attract all the crazies. admittedly I am a crazy but I often do not hold people up to my level of crazy. so [...]

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Great things about today:
1. “You are going to be so sad when you have a roommate you cant just walk around naked in front of” said the roommate to me this morning
2. Walking about on the sand this morning since the weather was AMAZING!!!!
3. My mom is totally doing awesome after her surgery
4. This did [...]

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I very much want to write about the bouncer and his lameness last night and the other night but cannot really focus at the minute.
My mom is having a hysterectomy today and it is kinda stressing me out. She is really young for this surgery (42). So I am just trying to work and maybe [...]

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Last night I went shopping for a new outfit to wear tonight. I figure buying going out clothes is an investment since I do it so much. Buying running shoes would be a waste since I do that about once a year. But going out is a quite regular experience so therefore money spent on [...]

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So here are two funny things that happened this week one to the bouncer and one to me!!
Story One:
 I have been thinking that the fire station by my house/work must be the busiest damn one ever. I therefore make mental note to tell my roommate of this grand observation. Promptly I forgot this observation and [...]

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ooo dear the candy basket at work was refilled. and i just gave myself a stomach ache. i ate two kit kats two twix three york peppermint patties a milky way and two snickers. o dear that is seriously sooooo bad. they are all that little mini bite size kind but still that is just [...]

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Ok so my work is insanely crazy and busy and crappy. I just want to melt into my chair and fade away so all these rent checks and summer contracts will be done my someone else. Also my mother lost my Edison bill (electric) and so I looked it up on-line last night and it [...]

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