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So I did not make it in to work on Friday morning or at all on Friday for that matter due to two of the best things in a 22 years old life sex and hangovers**.
My lovely roommate decided to go and see her parents since it was a long weekend and on Wednesday night [...]

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What a Jerk

I was honestly really hurt by what you said last night. I cannot believe you think that lowly of me. I do not think I below your brothers “level”. I have a college degree. In a really fucking hard major. I did not get a communications degree. I have an American Studies degree. I can analyze even [...]

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Focus, Focus I know that the glowing thing over there has numbers on it. Maybe if I squint and move my head back and forth. Wait I think I see something, and yes they are numbers. OK focus harder. Hooray I can read the glowing thing and it says 6:38 time to sleep more. But [...]

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