shame is for the non-horny

o my goodness i got sooo drunk last night and the boy you know the one that i have been pining over he was being really confusing and he kinda gave me a present but one minute it would seem like yeah i should go for it and then the next it was like we [...]

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no matter how you slice it

i need to stay away from the bouncer. he called me at 2 30 monday night twice and that is in the morning then sent me a text saying he was stranded. i ignored this i was not in the mood for sloppy drunk not that good sex. i also planned to act as if [...]

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DING DING PICTURE MESSAGE

when your phone beeps for a picture message do you ever check who might be able to see when you open the phone? well if your me you should. I seem to attract all the crazies. admittedly I am a crazy but I often do not hold people up to my level of crazy. so [...]

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I do not have red hair

But today I used red hair glaze stuff and have thought these thoughts:
Thinking do people really still like Incubus????
You cant ride in my little red wagon… damn song get the fuck out of my head
Ewan McGregor is really a musical acting genius… case in point Velvet Goldmine and Moulin Rouge and a polar bear documentary
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You want that to go where?

So I did not make it in to work on Friday morning or at all on Friday for that matter due to two of the best things in a 22 years old life sex and hangovers**.
My lovely roommate decided to go and see her parents since it was a long weekend and on Wednesday night [...]

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